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I found an unopened pack of Batman silly bands so I opened them and I caN’T STOP LAUGHING BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE HE’S DANCING
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take it back now y’all
CHA CHA REAL SMOOTH
(Source: deanwinchestire, via shitted)
this has to be the worst picture ever taken of a football player
i think you mean the best
sometimes people offer me a thing but i get so anxious instantly that my first response is just ‘no thank you’
but i actually really want the thing and i just stand there like no i wanted the thing god damn why can’t i say yes to people
(Source: bakrua, via teenagewastelaannd)
WHAT DO YOU CALL A REALLY SMALL DRINK???????
why are there no vegetarian astronauts?
too many meateors
"You think you’re cool because you wear sunglasses inside?? Well you’re not"
mom I’m blind
Dont just use your mouth to give him a blowjob. Use your heart.
my blog sucks but at least i don’t steal people’s sources and ask people to follow me
(Source: mildlycitrus, via piggilywiggilyjiggilyjr)